so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
You can’t fix what isn’t broken.
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
Don’t actually say that tho😭
please do, trust me, im latino
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
How the cup song should be done.
Beautiful voices and sweet harmonies bring tears to my eyes. <3333
this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
this potential baby name pic is making me lose my damn mind
How many babies have to die until she gets the one she wants
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”